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PostSubject: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Thu Jan 20 2011, 14:04

This, here, is written by the most epic news reporter, EV4R! From Norway?!
Joskus sitä tulee eteen uutisia, jotka jättävät jopa kyynisen Internet-tarkkailijan raapimaan päätään. Tämä on yksi niistä. Norjalainen poika on tiettävästi pelastanut pikkusiskonsa hengen World of Warcraftista oppimillaan taidoilla.

Norjalainen Adressen-paikallislehti kertoo hurjan tarinan nuoresta pojasta, jonka rohkeus ja World of Warcraft -taidot pelastivat hänen pikkusiskonsa hengen. Kaksikko oikaisi koulumatkallaan paikallista ketoa pitkin, kun heitä vastaan osui hirvi, joka pelitermejä käyttääksemme aggrosi kaksikkoon välittömästi, lähtien suoraan rynnäkköön heitä kohti. Siskon juostessa karkuun 12-vuotias Hans Jorgen jäi paikalleen huutamaan hirvelle, kiinnittäen tämän huomion itseensä.

Kun aggro oli siirtynyt pojalle, tämä säntäsi karkuun, joskaan ei tarpeeksi nopeasti, sillä hirvi sai hänet kiinni. Selässä ollut reppu pehmensi pukkausta sen verran, ettei tuloksena ollut hengenlähtö. Nopeaälyinen poika päätti näytellä kuollutta, mikä tehosi - syötin nielaissut hirvi poistui vähin äänin paikalta. 12-vuotias kommentoi selviytymistaitojaan.

”Kun saavutat World of Warcraftissa 30. kokemustason, opit näyttelemään kuollutta”, Hans selitti. ”Tein niin - makasin paikallani kuin olisin ollut kuollut ja hirvi lähti pois.”

Tarina tosin herättää muutamia kysymyksiä. World of Warcraftin hunterit - jotka siis osaavat näytellä kuollutta - eivät osaa minkäänlaista taunt-kykyä. Onko kyseessä siis maailmanhistorian ensimmäinen warrior/hunter-hybridi, vai oliko Hansilla kenties jousi ja Distracting Shot -kyky? Ja miten onni siskolla olikaan, ettei poika pelannut warlockilla, tai tuloksena olisi ollut läpeensä kirottu hirvi ja kuollut pikkutyttö.

Oli miten oli, itse en välttämättä kuitenkaan lähtisi kokeilemaan oman feign deathini resistointimahdollisuuksia Suomen karhuja vastaan, joten eDomen toimitus nostaa hattua norjalaispojalle. Seuraavan kerran kun joku syyttää WoW-pelaajia ajan haaskauksesta, muistakaa - opettelette elintärkeitä selviytymiskykyjä!
Direct link > http://dome.fi/pelit/uutiset/world-of-warcraft-taidot-pelastivat-pikkutyton-hengen (Google translate may work for some of it)
I will post another awesome news story tomorrow ^^
Edit: and another day-after-that

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PostSubject: Atm its tomorrow >,>   Fri Jan 21 2011, 13:38

Amerikkalaisen yksityissairaalan IT-henkilöstö ihmetteli, että mihin ihmeeseen laitoksen tietoverkon internet-kaista oikein kuluu. Tarkemman tutkailun seurauksena henkilöstö huomasi, että hakkerit olivat tulleet kylään. Eivätkä ketkä tahansa hakkerit, vaan pelihakkerit.

Seacoast Radiology -sairaalan lääketieteellisiä tietoja sisältävälle palvelimelle oli näet asennettu pyytämättä ja tilaamatta Call of Duty: Black Ops -palvelin.

Samalla koneella oli yli 230 000 ihmisen lääketieteellisiä tietoja, sosiaaliturvatunnuksia ja muuta informaatiota. Sairaalassa ollaankin huolissaan tietojen leviämisestä, mutta ongelmaa tuskin on. Luultavasti pelihakkerit ovat olleet tyytyväisiä ilmaiseen serveriin hyvän bitin päässä.
Nice job guys Very Happy
Shortly translated: Some hackers had set up a cod black ops server on computer on some hospital computer. Very secure imo.

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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Fri Jan 21 2011, 15:33

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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Sat Jan 22 2011, 09:09

Yeah. -.-
Could anyone translate that pls? =D
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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Sat Jan 22 2011, 09:46

Google powa Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Sat Jan 22 2011, 09:56

hhm i can try but it can fail pit, but i think it is better than nothing.
So ill translate those tomorrow nihgt. it will fail same way than '' how to play better''
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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Sat Jan 22 2011, 10:48

LeD wrote:
hhm i can try but it can fail pit, but i think it is better than nothing.
So ill translate those tomorrow nihgt. it will fail same way than '' how to play better''
Thanks.

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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Sun Jan 23 2011, 12:56

You don't have to translate the whole message, just the main content, so I could understand what you are discussing.
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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Mon Jan 24 2011, 16:11

OK lets start.
at first post, Some guy who is playing WoW saved his sister this way.
This 12 year old WoW player and his sister was coming from school to home. So they wanted to correct to home using some field.
At field They met some angry elk which wanted hurt them, it was attacking sister first but that 12 year old boy changed its attention in him. That elk hit that boy one time but then he feign as dead. then that elk was gone. 12 year old boy commented how he survived: When u are 30 lvl in WoW (?) U can feign as dead. I did that and then elk was gone.

And then there is little joke. Those wow hunters can feign as dead. But what a luck that sister had, boy played wow as hunter and not warlock ? X)

And for us finnish guys, we should not try that against bears here in finland, i hope it helped u...
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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Mon Jan 24 2011, 16:29

And second.
In Private hospital is some realy security server. where is much iformation about that hospital and etc... But those game hackers have some how hacked that server and installed there own Black ops server. So those hospital ppl is woried about that those hackers share that secret information. But probably there is nothing to worrie about, those hackers are happy about that free server wiht fast connection, they think.

that fails harder than first Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Mon Jan 24 2011, 18:20

Nice job

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PostSubject: Re: Sorry, i know its finish but i had to post this :D   Sun Feb 06 2011, 13:21

Seems like this is finished now.
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